So I really do not like hipsters.
You know, those pretentious douchbags, they'll wear Buddy Holly glasses, despite having 20/20 vision, full sleeve tattoos, probably drinking a PBR, quite possibly a bowler hat. You can tell them their beard makes them look like a bum and they'll take it as a compliment.
Seriously... these people suck so much, it's ridiculous. But what are worse are the poser hipsters, you can spot these ones out because you can start making fun of hipsters, only a poser would get offended. I guess real hipsters don't give a fuck.